ps-
you can unfollow me at any time for any reason
i will never look to see if i’ve lost followers
i will never ask you why you unfollowed me
i will never take it personally (unless you message me and want me to i guess)
i will never hunt you down
i promise.
please do not sit here and make yourself uncomfortable by staying on my blog.
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i have started watching Friends all the way from the beginning and in the seventh episode Joey tells Ross he is “in the friendzone“ and i thought huh that’s weird i didn’t think "friendzone” as an expression had been around that long i thought it was like a mid 00s thing so i checked and apparently the expression originated from that very episode of Friends how weird is that
Ross Geller confirmed for original nice guy

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Reconstructed Russet Potato Starch submerged and fried in a Premium Vegetable Oil bBend, served with a drizzle of Honey and Mustard-Seed Coulis
- $20.00
I am a chef and this shit had me fall off my bed laughing.
I CANNOT do cuisine
I’M OUT.
The best post on tumblr.
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i have this nonsensical zen pencils edit on my computer and i have no recollection of ever having made this
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