Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family
Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t tell her. And Molly Weasley is a Mother. She gets a capital M because she is goddamn phenomenal at what she does. When she hears Harry Potter is on the train to Hogwarts in Book 1, her reaction isn’t to be starstruck. It’s to say “that poor dear had to come here all on his own.” Molly Weasley loves harder than anyone. She loves like it’s her sole reason for being. And when she hears there’s a poor boy who has never known love his whole life… how could she not?
#do you remember when harry asked for food in fourth year#because the poor kid wouldnt survive on the durselys new diet?#i bet you anything he only asked#’if you have just some leftovers or scraps you could give me i would appreciate it’#but molly weasley was like HELL NO#and baked him like several pies#molly weasley doesnt fuck around with her children#even if she didnt give birth to them#molly weasley for life
Of curse she’s strcit with her kids, them fuckboys are the ones always endangering her precious redhead babies ù_ú
(via pennycrossed)
this isnt even fucking funny what an asshole
The guy’s not only an asshole, buts like a dumb animal. What was he thinking? The glass wouldn’t break, and he could just punch him through it, like a fucking ghost?
He forgot to go ghost
What kind of glass even breaks from a punch like that?
Cheap ass window.
(via extradan)
everything in nature looks like a vagina, and everything man made looks like a penis. you compensating, you compensating hard
No, everything phallic in nature is hella small. Thus humans were created as nature’s plastic surgeon.
(Source: my-poop-be-slangin, via slapmango)
“I’m going to eat these puppies”
Holy shit Gav’s a full on dadaist :|
