wackcauldron:

wackcauldron:

when i worked at the anime store i kinda grilled ppl who bought bowser merch and they got caught off-guard and looked rly guilty and embarrassed like every time. i loved it so much

“this is one of our nicest dolls, is it a gift for some lucky young mario fan…? oh, no? wow, you must really like bowser…”

(Source: taragrimface, via owny-chan)

shadra220:

cosmicscarlet:

iamnotswarley:

futurebartallen:

celticpyro:

markedbyx:

eevielearnsfrench:

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

Latin, but then make it fashion

It’s like Spanish with some fancy shit in there and you have to speak it with extra phlegm to make it sexy

You froth at the mouth a little and hope it came out sounding like a language

(via silver-tongues-blog)