Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
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why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum
give me the 1080p titty
60fps of titty
4k 144FPS mega-titty
6.8 GHz dual core titty
Find AUC for x = 3y logy - 1/36exp - (36y - 36/e)^4; where (0 ≦ y ≦ 1)
(Source: titty5, via pennycrossed)
Just remembered the thing Vriska’s non-death reminded me of.
Dd: Kanaya goes to like a ball like, staff ball and shes a senior researcher or something, and Rose like flattered some creepy teacher enough so she could be there and kanaya could see her and be like “fuck”
Dd: Kanaya drinks all the sparkling wine
Stephanie: gets a little tipsy and agrees to dance with rose and gets a little handsy
Stephanie: wakes up like that was SO INAPPROPRIATE SHES BASICALLY 15
Stephanie: rose is like, im 22
Stephanie: BASICALLY 15!!
Stephanie: kanaya’s like 30 or something
Dd: and she hates her self for jerking off to an undergrad or whtever
Dd: “I am going to hell”
Dd: tells karkat all about it, “i am going to be arrested and sent to jail karkat” and hes like “wait wasnt she like 22” and Kanny is like “that is not the point”
Stephanie: karkat is like, do you know how jail works
Dd: “Kanaya, that is not even the law, stop”
Dd: “terezi tell kanaya that it is not the law”
Dd: and tezz is like “it is so the law you are going to jail also send pics”theres this new au where rose studies abroad and seduces a beautiful older woman. its all about shipping and at one point kanaya gets on a plane and flies to italy just to punch dave in the face.
(via budaclees)
I was never really a believer of the whole “Sokka is Suyin’s dad” theory but as I drifted to sleep in the middle of the night I remembered these two shots and I jolted awake, feverishly fumbling for my phone so I could take these screens. I will not know peace for quite some time. Now I truly believe
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(Xkcd)
Don’t use a phillips on a hex wrench! It’s like the next most common tool. It’s standard in most tool boxes, come on!
People use phillips on a hex??
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