slapmango: ¡feliz cumpleañon! My cousin or something like that... Maybe family, friend, or a drug dealer. Who knows.

Do drugs kids, help kill those pesky thirdworld countries! :y
easyfox7: Congratulations on your annual anniversary of going around the sun.
Ooh so you’re making this about the sun now? fat bitch always has got to be the center of attention like he owns the place or something

And thx btw >:T
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU DIPSHIT, I MAY BE ONE DAY OFF DUE TO TIMEZOOOOONES
I was looking for party gifs to respond and this one said “Oh lizzy” so



My round 2 watch of Winter Soldier reveals a lovely and apropos Pulp Fiction reference.
(via kitana-coldfire)

Wow this is great
But then how do I become a Woman? Hm?
An apple for serenity, a pendant for balance.
Beads of jade for beauty, you must proudly show it.
Now add a cricket just for luck and even you can’t blow it.
(Source: floralphilia, via captainbritish)





