v1als:

like you do you and all but i don’t get eatin ass. i just wouldn’t be able to trust ass eaters ever again in matters of taste like “oh wow this lasagne you made tastes great” like u eat ass how can i trust this?? “u gotta try this restaurant it’s amazing” oh what they sellin?? ass du jour?

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159 notes10 months ago

sarcasmprodigy:

egberts:

bahorelfanclub:

why are there bruises on my knees

i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically

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AU where.

(Source: grantairefanclub-remade, via timurmurtazin)

162,772 notes10 months ago

“daisy is so irrelevant”

mariowiki:

rabbidpeach:

rabbidpeach:

if that were true, then how would you explain…this?

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this is her final smash

Daisy shoots out Marth’s knees and takes his wallet

(Source: odysseypeach, via sakimcgee)

38,560 notes10 months ago

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86,018 notes10 months ago
classicdaisycalico:
“ Y'ALL SHE HAS LITERAL DAISIES ON HER GLOVES
I AM CRYING IN THE DAMN CLUB
”

classicdaisycalico:

Y'ALL SHE HAS LITERAL DAISIES ON HER GLOVES

I AM CRYING IN THE DAMN CLUB

(via projectsnt)

4,800 notes10 months ago
onion-souls:
“ despicableplankton:
“ bulbasaur-propaganda:
“Didn’t expect Bulbasaur to get a comic in a newspaper before
”
rt if you would date bulbasaur
” ”

onion-souls:

despicableplankton:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

Didn’t expect Bulbasaur to get a comic in a newspaper before

rt if you would date bulbasaur

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(via not-the-conversation-starter)

39,116 notes10 months ago

we need codec calls back

hackerfucker:

snake: hnnnnnnnng …Otacon! what is this moist colorful child

otacon: snake! that’s an inkling!

snake: *grumble* inkling?

otacon: inklings are unique cephalopodic organisms who developed the ability to transform between a bipedal humanoid form and a smaller squidlike one to move quickly through their own ink secretions! they have a fascinating culture thats analogous to ours in many respects, particularly Tokyo street fashion!

snake: hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm … so you’re saying .. that even though it looks like a kid now, its also a squid now

otacon: thats right! you should try to communicate with one!

snake: what do you want me say?

otacon: try this: “woomy”

snake: …… *growling* woomy ….

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15,461 notes10 months ago

snoopingasusualisee:

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(via not-the-conversation-starter)

11,201 notes10 months ago

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8,575 notes10 months ago

Super Smash Bros: Ultimate

swan2swan:

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29,590 notes10 months ago