v1als:

like you do you and all but i don’t get eatin ass. i just wouldn’t be able to trust ass eaters ever again in matters of taste like “oh wow this lasagne you made tastes great” like u eat ass how can i trust this?? “u gotta try this restaurant it’s amazing” oh what they sellin?? ass du jour?

(via timurmurtazin)

sarcasmprodigy:

egberts:

bahorelfanclub:

why are there bruises on my knees

i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically

AU where.

(Source: grantairefanclub-remade, via timurmurtazin)

“daisy is so irrelevant”

mariowiki:

rabbidpeach:

rabbidpeach:

if that were true, then how would you explain…this?

this is her final smash

Daisy shoots out Marth’s knees and takes his wallet

(Source: odysseypeach, via sakimcgee)

we need codec calls back

hackerfucker:

snake: hnnnnnnnng …Otacon! what is this moist colorful child

otacon: snake! that’s an inkling!

snake: *grumble* inkling?

otacon: inklings are unique cephalopodic organisms who developed the ability to transform between a bipedal humanoid form and a smaller squidlike one to move quickly through their own ink secretions! they have a fascinating culture thats analogous to ours in many respects, particularly Tokyo street fashion!

snake: hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm … so you’re saying .. that even though it looks like a kid now, its also a squid now

otacon: thats right! you should try to communicate with one!

snake: what do you want me say?

otacon: try this: “woomy”

snake: …… *growling* woomy ….

(via omegaresnovae)

snoopingasusualisee:

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

Super Smash Bros: Ultimate

swan2swan:

(via pencil-rebagels)