All Might and His Sons ( Posted one week ago on Patreon! TO MY PATRONS THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT, this is only an exception because of Deku vs Kacchan AND DAD MIGHT FOR TODAY’S COMIC 8′) )
If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.
Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.
That’s why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name.
And they’re like, you can’t leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals - now you have to do us a favor.
And you’re like, let’s just see where this goes “yup, you got me… what’s the favor?”
and usually the favor is like, “kill this one ant for us” or “give me a pile of sugar” and you’re like… okay? and you do, because why not, it isn’t hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever.
And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can’t really do, one of them, she’s like, “I love this ant but she won’t pay any attention to me, make me important to her” and you’re like… um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like *horrified whisper* “what have I done”
This is the best explanation for higher powers I’ve ever really heard.
A fun new game to play while we wait for Smash Bros Ultimate to be released:
Which unlikely SSB characters have canonically fucked?
For example: Capt. Olimar. Has a wife and two kids. Fuck status: Confirmed
Pacman? Also has a lovely wife and kids. Status: Confirmed to fuck
Now Bowser is an interesting one; he has Bowser Jr. sure, but in Mario lore babies are delivered by stork. So Bowser Jr was probably delivered in the same way.
So Bowser’s fuck status? Unconfirmed but plausible