Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Each Tic-Tac takes about 7 hours to construct, and there are only seven Tic-Tac manufacturing machines in the world. There are so many Tic-Tacs available because Tic-Tac began manufacturing in 1707 and only began selling them in the 1980s.
(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)
My favorite haiku that doesn’t really qualify as a haiku but I still like to call it a haiku
5,7,5 — Yes it does.
I think I’ve changed my mind on my favourite pokemon.
I still like Loudred, but Ampharos, man. Ampharos.
I should look into how to breed shinies. I want a shiny Ampharos.
Step 1:
Can Hoopas holes look through time as well?
Idk haha
They look like they were both in the middle of sucking an invisible dick
Latios and Latias have the ability to reflect the sunlight with their skin and thus become invisible.
So they’re both playing Ruby, is what I’m saying.
Confirmed
Idg why this is funny that is literally supposed to be an impression of jack Nicholson
who’s jack nicholson? that’s dril
(via slapmango)