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- 1 cup uncooked white long-grain rice
- 5 cups water
- ½ cup milk
- ½ tablespoon vanilla extract
- 2 cinnamon sticks
- 2/3 cup white sugar
- Pour the rice and water into the bowl of a blender; blend until the rice just begins to break up, about 1 minute.
- Add the cinnamon sticks to the bowl. Let it stand at room temperature for a minimum of 3 hours.
* For more flavor, let it stand overnight in the refrigerator instead. - Strain the rice water into a pitcher and discard the rice and sticks.
- Stir the milk, vanilla and sugar into the rice water.
- Chill and stir before serving over ice.
- If you’re a loose canon who follows their own rules and got no time to let it stand overnight, add a dash of powdered cinnamon to your glass.
- Drink that shit.
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Hey. Watch this. I’m gonna say a controversial thing.
… Coca Cola and Pepsi both taste like ass.
I don’t know a single soft drink that doesn’t taste like ass. They all only work because of the bubbles tricking you.
Consider this: Drinks that aren’t carbonated.
You mean tea?
Yes, but also there’s these new things called juice, milk and lemonade.
I’m surprised you haven’t heard of them.
Lemonade is carbonated.
Not in my country.
Are you sure you’re not just drinking lemon juice?
No, but this isn’t about me, god damn it.
I’ve already told y'all about aguas frescas
you never listen - _-