Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

nightshade86: instead of asking what is wrong with people you should ask what is not wrong. you would get a shorter list.

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ask-bluemini: “askblazingsaddles! ” Eat #fresh :y

ask-bluemini:

askblazingsaddles!

Eat #fresh :y

247 notes8 years ago

Anonymous: But my vibrator bro!

I’m not your bro, homie!

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Anonymous: So you're telling me that no robot has EVER been made with the intent to use it for sexual pleasure even once. No machine at all has ever had this purpose?

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i-have-tools:

It’s the trifecta of dumbasses.

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50 notes8 years ago

zenpencils:

ROBERT FULGHUM: A mutual weirdness 

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kr0npr1nz: “ Happy Valentine’s! ”

kr0npr1nz:

Happy Valentine’s!

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370 notes8 years ago

lizzymodblog:

I have now bred over 110 Mareep and I am no closer to breeding a shiny.

By now Daddy Amphy be like

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42 notes8 years ago

averycutedog:

Inspiring words from Hayao Miyazaki, master of animation.

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31,777 notes8 years ago

clairclairsky:

coffeewithclaire:

vinesnow:

when you realize you had one too many - more vines

This was funny a year ago, and it’s still funny now.

what the fuck this kid is such a trooper i probably would have cried liek a bitch

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