GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX
- QUEEN/KING OF _____???
- PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____???
- EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???
bonus points:
- HEIR TO _____???
- GOD/GODDESS OF _____???
- OVERLORD OF _____???
- GUARDIAN/PROTECTOR OF ____???
- THE PATRON SAINT OF ____???
- MASTER/MISTRESS OF ____???
(via deeceeoh)
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
GOD
SHUT UP
UR SO STUPID
[x]
the comic is killing me
(via budaclees)






My Little Pony: Fiendship is Magic #1 - 5 SUB Covers by Sara Richard
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And then there’s Thranduil.
Thranduil, jesus. Bend through your knees, not your back. You’re gonna hurt your spine.
Ellie please, that bending pose is entirely for intimidatory purposes, you should know it, it’s like lesson 1 on Tall People 101 - .-
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