Listen, I love my followers and I’m grateful for you 548 thinking I’m entertaining, for the 47 that actually keep up with stuff I do, and for the less than 20 I actually call friends.
But the thing is, unless you’re among those 20, your hearts mean jackshit to me so don’t do this. You’re getting nothing .-.
“Why would I want kids? Being a goddess, I’ve already got a whole army worth of mouths to feed and bodies to resurect! I’ve also got a pet, his name is Pit!”
“I can’t believe you named your pet after me! I’m flattered, Lady Palutena!”
Anonymous: You wake up next to Palutena looking at you with loving eyes, she then says "You are gonna a father" and winks.
