So he told her he would eat her ass,
Little did she knew he was a cannibal
Whoah slow down there Shyamalan
I dont even watch the news cause its
- DEATH!
- MURDER!
- PISS!
- IN!
- YOUR!
- EYES!
- A penguin learned to write today ha ha adorable silver lining story!
- THE PENGUIN WROTE A CONFESSION TO MURDER
i was already going to reblog this but then murder penguin
that-goddamn-owl: So, I guess you don't like Audinos then. Goodie, were you on a genocidal quest for experience too?

grr
pembrokewkorgi: Poor Audino, I guess I should CUT this out.
Did the update remove the ask limiter wtf

pembrokewkorgi: You hit Audino with Pignite? I should've know you'd be into fire types. That would make you GearSmolder.

Blaze in hell, firefags t(._. t)
pembrokewkorgi: That poor Audino. From Gearholder to Fearholder.
pembrokewkorgi: So... if you told Inkie something, does that mean GearToldHer?

fuck man I’m jus tryin to pleasure myself with this zinfandel chicken is that too much to ask out of life t(;_; t)



