pencil-rebagels:

Not sure if teenagers these days are freekishly tall or im really short

Why are all my senpais so fuken short? “orz

inkerton-kun:

he is strong

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mikey-hunter:

Top: How it actually happened

Bottom: The version you tell people later

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siphersaysstuff:

forgottenanimation:

mastahflash:

What can go wrong possibly? *whiplash*

there are some things man is not meant to see

There is no God, or Satan is winning.

Even Satan has principles. There is nothing.

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giraffepoliceforce:

vnicent:

otteroftheworld:

My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.

Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.

And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.

Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.

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robertdniro:

what are the devious homosexuals up to now

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dlnsctt:

For a second, I literally thought that the shark on the left was being executed, and the shark on the right was being comforted.

(Source: grawly, via slapmango)