
Item: Wallet of Infinite Toppings (Basic) once per hour this wallet can be opened to produce a slice of American cheese, two slices of tomato, and a few leaves of iceberg lettuce. In seedy taverns it is whispered amongst the old men of a Wallet of Infinite Toppings (Deluxe) that includes nicer cheese options, bacon, onions, and your choice of sauce…or so the legend goes
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The Girl Reading This (the concept, not the literal person who is reading this post) is an SCP who is capable of being everywhere at all times while posessing every possible trait and fitting every conceivable description placed upon her
she’s [REDACTED]
Who?
the ████
(Source: paper-mario-wiki, via snart-dash)
Why did nobody in Fullmetal Alchemist carry around some fucking backup transmutation circles. Like Riza is there with a box full of fresh gloves for Roy when he gets soaked but you’d think after the first time he got rendered useless in a fight by some dude with a water bottle he’d start carrying around a spare set in a waxed bag or something but NOOOOO. And Ed’s even fucking worse like his arm gets destroyed how many times???? AND HE ACTS SURPRISED EVERY TIME. OH NO MY ARM. NOW I CAN’T ALCHEMY. Shit, boy, draw some transmutation circles ahead of time and keep em in your coat, this isn’t hard. “Oh no, you’ve destroyed my arm again, whatever shall I SIKE” Ed says, before throwing a rock with ‘explode’ written on it at his attacker and making good his escape. Everyone’s always carving shit into their skin or drawing it in their own blood, HOW BOUT INSTEAD YOU CARRY A PIECE OF FUCKING CHALK. Alchemists are useless
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Reactions at Nintendo New York when Daisy has been anounced !
And after people said Daisy was not wanted…
WHOLESOME
“Hi!”
[crowd goes fucking nuts]
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POPEYE VS THANOS. When Olive Oyl was part of half of everyone who turned to ashes the spinach eater felt like he should be the FIrst up to Bat to rid of Thanos. #popeye #thanos #avengersinfinitywar #infinitywar #marvel #infinitystones

If you’re a big purple dude who turned Popeyes wife Olive Into ashes than expect to get your Eye Popped the fuck out! #popeye #thanos #marvelcomics #infinitystones #infinitywar #avengersinfinitywar #olive
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