Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Everything is a penis
Gun? Penis. Sword? Penis. Bread? Panis. Phone? Bottle? Penis. Umbrella? Penis. Microphone? Penis. Joystick? Penis. Thumbstick? Penis. Wood stick? Extra penis. School bus? Penis. Submarine? Penis. Truck? Penis. Prius? Prenus. Peninsula? Penis. Man? Penis. Woman? Penis with the balls in a weird location, but still definitely a penis
If Sigmund Freud could shitpost, this is what it would look like.
(via der-stein)
open rp
*kisses*
WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?
yes!
HE SCORES
It couldn’t’ve gone any better
(via raikissu)
The D in D Club stands for Defensive - 3-
I AM LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS WHAT THE FUCK ARIN HOLY SHIT I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING I ALMOST FUCKING CHOKED
HELP
HELP
HELHPP
HHLEPPLP
mmmm never forget this. never let this die. in 80 years when arin is on his death bed, let him remember the d club
I do not care if you arent into game grumps. Please listen to this.
I just love though, dan’s muffled laughter as he leaves the room to ask arin’s wife about him having totally-not-gay gay actions and comes back into the room screaming “oh my god” its beautiful really
(via deeceeoh)
Twinkleshine finds her friend Star Swirl at work and brings her something for her lunch break
(via pencil-rebagels)
Hoh shit Michael’s packin some guns there
Has he been workin out or is it just me :|
Anyway, HEIST!