well it took me about 2 seconds to reblog this
oh my god chills
this is the theme that plays during the final battle scene climax of the movie of my life
(Source: cliffordccino, via inuleeli)
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
explain how
money can be exchanged for goods and services
A boyfriend can get you 12 million if you try hard enough and have the proper surgical training
(via inuleeli)
Okay so crows have their own language and all, and apparently smarter birds have a sense of humor.
do murders of crows have like… inside jokes.
Are there crow memes
Please tell me there are crow memes
(Source: dnacademic, via budaclees)
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
Why is no one interesting ever online at this hour?
American school, american jobs, australian bedtime who knows - .-







