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— Arin “Egoraptor” Hanson
endarkculi: Hi, I’ll be auditioning for the part of Lizzy and I’ll be singing “Fury” by Prince.
Hi, I’ll be auditioning for the part of Lizzy and I’ll be singing “You Don’t Even Know Me” by Al Stewart.
Hi, I’ll be auditioning for the part of Lizzy and I’ll be singing “Escape” by Rupert Holmes.
Hi, I’ll be auditioning for the part of Lizzy and I’ll be singing “Somebody’s Gonna Get (Their Head Kicked In Tonight)” by Joe Perry.
Hi, I’ll be auditioning for the part of Lizzy and I’ll be singing “It’s Not Unusual” by Tom Jones.
endarkculi: Hi, I’ll be auditioning for the part of Lizzy and I’ll be singing “Fury” by Prince.
Hi, I’ll be auditioning for the part of Lizzy and I’ll be singing “You Don’t Even Know Me” by Al Stewart.
Hi, I’ll be auditioning for the part of Lizzy and I’ll be singing “Escape” by Rupert Holmes.
You fuckers and your bath bombs.
I don’t even own a bathtub.
I say you don’t own one anymore, after an incident involving a misunderstandig of what a bath bomb is.
Adults





