thedemonkingganon:

   The fallen King

                        The Foe God

                                         The King of Thieves

                                                                    The King of Tides

                                                                                            The Demon King

                   The Calamity

1,468 notes10 months ago

silver-tongues-blog:

tembrium:

Smash lobby jokes.

okay but considering the reason why ganondorf went evil (i mean without getting into demises curse) im pretty sure that the BOTW zelda and link would have been 100% down for providing aid to the gerudo.

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22,803 notes10 months ago

theunwrittenman:

beauismyboo:

Matt’s face when Marisha said 37 was priceless

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What I love about this is that you can see the DM thought process that goes through his head.  The initial shock at the high number, the first little eye twitch as he runs the math in his head to see if that’s possible. Then him maintaining his shock as he goes on to the next person because he has no time to let this phase him, he’s the Dungeon Master and he has a god damn game to run. 

People say playing D&D is an emotional rollercoaster, but being DM is like riding several rollercoasters all at the same time across parallel dimensions. You are simultaneously audience, arbitrator, improviser, referee, and narrator: I honestly think it’s the best damn workout your greymatter can possess short of being outright possessed. 

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5,092 notes10 months ago

lunaraven0:

So I was rewatching some of Mark’s SCP Containment Breach videos and out of curiosity, I went to the SCP Foundation’s website.

Guess what?

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I love this.

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786 notes10 months ago

anarcho-kaibaism:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

toujours-fidele:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

restlesslywanderwithme:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

I’m forgetting this thing in English again and Google isn’t helping

I can help. Try & describe it.

Dirt noodle. Breakdances when touched and or exposed to sunlight

…. a worm ?

OH, WORM??

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103,969 notes10 months ago

anthonyholden:

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there doing that good dad work.

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2,685 notes10 months ago

mechanicalelf:

This clip from the special Ed Edd n Eddy documentary is super cute. I love it.

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32,224 notes10 months ago

gaelic-galpal-rosalina:

come to my smash bros 5 tournament, where you’ll only be allowed to use these two controllers

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6,828 notes10 months ago

princessautopsy:

zachsanomaiy:

Between Rick from Rick and Morty showing up in a Studio Killers video, the Powerpuff Girls officially becoming part of the Gorillaz universe and now this, it’s been a weird time for music this year

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thats a shitty unofficial edit. the owner of the channel  steals videos from other vocaloid youtubers, most of it’s footage from the project diva video games uploaded and subtitled originally by googoo888 and the channel owner never credits the song producers, unlike all the official hatsune miku media outlets (example: “song title by producer-p feat. hatsune miku). MikuHatsuneVEVO is an unauthorized account that has no legal connection to vocaloid or CRYPTON future media. the official hatsune miku youtube account is HatsuneMiku .

 please dont spread misinformation

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60,684 notes10 months ago
creepsandcrawlers:
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“ creepsandcrawlers:
“ lawfulgoodness:
“ sir-popard:
“ dungeonhavoc:
“Not everything a DM tries works out as intended. Sometimes a story arc falls flat, or a little extra description causes the party to halt for...

creepsandcrawlers:

franklyfranchia:

creepsandcrawlers:

lawfulgoodness:

sir-popard:

dungeonhavoc:

Not everything a DM tries works out as intended. Sometimes a story arc falls flat, or a little extra description causes the party to halt for a few hours to fiddle with a rock…. it happens.

I was in a Lovecraftian GURPS campaign set in UK in the 1980s that ground to a halt for a solid hour because one of the players was adamant that we calculate the exact cost of plane tickets for our team.

Truly, rules lawyers are an eldritch abomination.

lifehack if the players are obsessed with something give it to them. Often a small interesting answer will make them stop faster than a hundred boring ones.

once my players rifled through some dead goblins’ clothes and i didnt expect that (dumb, i know) so i put a “very smooth pebble” in a pocket and the players were so interested in it they almost started a fight over it

i was one of the players and we were valid

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32,188 notes10 months ago