




I am the soft stars that shine at night.
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the-jokes-discourse-deactivated: tell me more so i can get cheap tiddilation
pft, I ain’t telling no sexy bedtime stories just so you can deal with that limp chunk of meat you call a penor >:P






thank you to my good friend chase for allowing me to make this monstrosity you truly are an inspiration
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Pound It.
I have literally never related to anything in my life more
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endarkculi: Choice ass, you say? Congratulations. I hope that you and your partner of choice had an enjoyable time together.

kthx

Finally saw The Book of Life last night! It was SO AWESOME !!! Can I please hug everyone who made it?!! (´;д;`) ♥ ♥
Here’s my version of La Muerte in a cute poofy dress (*‿*✿) Dedicated to my good friends Mikee and Kaila, who are also huge fans of the film. :3
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Yo mama so cheap, she gave me imitation crabs last night B/



