flipywaterboy: You might be a computer bot who gained sentient life.
Primary function: Offend people
Secondary function: Laugh at offended people
Third function:

stop sport blogs 2k14
Sports have NO place on tumblr.
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And because I can, have the other version I made.
I like the first one more but this maybe also useful -. -

We risen demons are sick and tired of all the attention fallen angels get and demand equal representation.
Ascended.
The word you want is ascended.
Ascended demon.
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