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fliptalianstallion:

Pokémon Hockey League

piratedashmod look :y

(via der-stein)

11,731 notes8 years ago

adurot: Terry is very unlikely to be a crocodile. I pretty sure they don't have those in Florida. He's much more likely to be an alligator.

TERRY LIVES IN FLORIDA??? I WAS JUST TAG-ASKING IF HE WAS A CROCODILE ON A RANDOM POST I REBLOGED THAT I DIDN’T EVEN READ, WHAT A TWIST!!! :V

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7 notes8 years ago

ever-e-ting: Clair. Clair no. That's not how you ask such a thing. You didn't even get the Twister gamepad out. And you didn't invite me.

I said twirl guys. Twirl.

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1 note8 years ago

jatel0:

Where’s the damn OSCAR???

(via funfetti-cakke)

263,556 notes8 years ago

I kinda want to xplain the cactus philosophy thing and how plant metaphors can be cool personality thinges for dorks like horoscopes n shit, but nah - .-

4 notes8 years ago
fourtytwoblu: “exploringmyscales: “SO METH ING WENT W R O N G ” SOMETHING WENT VERY RIGHT ”

fourtytwoblu:

exploringmyscales:

SO METH ING WENT W R O N G

SOMETHING WENT VERY RIGHT

(via inuleeli)

69,632 notes8 years ago

what i imagine florida to be like

bisexualbrucewayne:

some guy to his neighbor: tom, you need to help me! there’s an alligator in my home going by my name watching my tv with my wife and kids
tom: i know, jim. we like him better now and we call him new jim. he’s replaced you and you will be sacrificed to appease the orange gods, as is the florida way

(via kalianos)

56,769 notes8 years ago

clairclairsky: ohh bby i'll let u twist me

you twisted basterd

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6 notes8 years ago

(via alexmichanikos-deactivated20181)

20,549 notes8 years ago

Whenever I yawn there’s a point at which I stop stretching and instead twirl my body into all sort of Jojo-type of poses I can’t even describe

6 notes8 years ago