funfetti-cakke-talks: Probably should have made it a flamethrower or a catapult that throws molotovs.
Actual picture of Ellie contemplating that idea while I look terrified in the background:

no not the fat nerd, stfu è_é










I promise this is the last comic I do about my love for track suits. I just love ‘em is all.
(via inuleeli)
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: But... you threw it. Wouldn't you have the step into the fire to get the bottle?
…damnit
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: That sounds really detrimental to your chances of not getting caught.
The bottle also re-assembles after breaking, so you just throw, burn, bam, pause it. And you can keep going. YOU CAN JUST KEEP DOING IT FOREVER
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: A "possessed" Molotov? What makes it so... possessed?
it uses the SOULS OF THE DAMNED as fuel, so there’s lots of screaming whenever thrown even if no ones around.
Otherwise it’s just a normal molotov - .-
whatevenisaquid: Let's talk food. Allium and oxlip.
Allium: What’s the best thing you can cook?
A sautéed chicken with white zinfandel, parsley and basil I accidentally one time and have been makin often since. Good with pastas and steamed veggies - 3-
Uhhh.. oxlip is Would you ever get into a long distance relationship? so maybe you meant either
Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
Which would be pan de muerto with chocolate for Día de Muertos, or
Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
Which is Pozole Rojo - 3-
endarkculi: Because of the recent events with Ray Navarez Jr., I feel compelled to choose the Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
Nehuatl nictlazotla in centzontototl icuicauh,
nehuatl nictlazotla in chalchihuitl Itlapaliz
ihuan in ahuiacmeh xochimeh;
zan oc cenca noicniuhtzin in tlacatl,
Nehuatl nictlazotla

So basically no u_u
flower asks
- Daisy:How old were you when you had your first kiss?
- Carnation:If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
- Jasmine:What color looks best on you?
- foxglove:Name three facts about your family?
- Allium:What's the best thing you can cook?
- Orange Blossom:If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
- Calla Lily:If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
- Poinsettia:Favorite holiday dish?
- Oxlip:Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
- Primrose:Favorite kind of soup?
- Daffodil:What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
- Rose:Are you currently in love with someone?
- Amsonia:Would you ever become a vegan?
- Peony:What's your favorite hot beverage?
- Tulip:For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
- Myrtle:Do you like going on airplanes?
- Hibiscus:Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
- Zinnia:Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
- Poppy:What color was your childhood home?
- Hydrangea:Starbucks order?
- Violet:Do you like where you're from?
- Locust:What was your favorite book as a child?
- Rhododendron:What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
- Queen Anne's Lace:Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
- Magnolia:Favorite kind of candy?
- Aster:Would you rather be cold or hot?
- Marigold:Do you listen to what's on the radio?
- Heliconia:Do you like when it rains?
- Azalea:What's a movie you cried while watching?
- Dandelion:Do you think you're important?

