Anonymous: That crush anon is clearly gearholder tho


lizzymodblog:

:

image

Well… I like to think that there’s more than one person following me who thinks I’m attractive… but yeah, probably.

rustywidget said: This anon is probably also gearholder.

What kind of fool do you take me for? He’s Gearholder, he’s Gearholder, you’re Gearholder, I’M GEARHOLDER! Are there any other Gearholders I should know about?

image

Posing as Gearholder© while in anon is a copyright infrigment

See you in court jackass

image
35 notes8 years ago
richherrmann:
“The beauty of Arizona.
”

richherrmann:

The beauty of Arizona.

2,900 notes8 years ago

gearholder: Did you notice Oscar was playing "Twinkle twinkle little Star" while on the phone with Star? Cuz he was. Or maybe it was his ABC's, idk.


:

Yeah, I noticed.

Fun fact, in our language, apart from Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet, there’s another song that uses the same melody, called “Altijd is kortjakje ziek,” which is about a girl who is always sick except on sundays, which is when she goes to church.

Some people say the actual meaning of the song was that she was a prostitute. Her “being sick” actually meant she was home, in bed with men. So you know. That’s fun.

image

This means something

14 notes8 years ago

Anonymous: I may have a small crush on you


:

Man, don’t just say stuff like that on anon.

How am i supposed to know whether or not I want to strangle you?

Rude.

image
5 notes8 years ago
mcsweezy:
“I did an art trade with wuzzlefluff
he wanted a hood gangsta flutters
”

mcsweezy:

I did an art trade with wuzzlefluff

he wanted a hood gangsta flutters

(via hobbsmeerkat)

781 notes8 years ago

the-paradox-machine:

troyler-phanaye:

letsstickwithsam:

the-more-u-know:

lydiallama:

perchu:

shslvalkyrie:

What a time to be alive.

aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND  FUCK YOU MOREOS

imageimageimageimage

ok but are we all just pretending that this wouldnt happen

I almost didnt reblog but I started laughing so hard at the drawing posted under it I couldnt pass it up. 

omg it’s the real post, it exists! life complete

We shouldn’t have the power

An artifact!!

(via slapmango)

622,253 notes8 years ago

pizza:

japanese-avatard:

arashinoatoniji:

This is my kind of card.

PIZZA WOULD NOT APPROVE

i’m offended

(via slapmango)

541,349 notes8 years ago

shitpostgenerator:

mrozna:

shitpostgenerator:

Guess who’s about to write a fucking symphony.

image
image

(via conspicuouslad)

217,289 notes8 years ago

I like to think years down the road someone’s gonna be like “..and these were my coworkers and.. I don’t remember this.. this asshole…”

10 notes8 years ago
pencil-rebagels:
“doodles >w

pencil-rebagels:

doodles >w<

50 notes8 years ago