chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Gouda was also created in the Netherlands! That spot is mine!
No, your assigned cheesename would be Parrano, don’t be a Prima Donna >:Y
adurot: Not really a drinker, can I join the cheese brigade?
But entry level agents always go straight to the booze division, you can only get demoted into the cheeses >:Y
I’ll tell you hwat: you can either stay as Agent Daiquiri or go down a rank and fill the vacant of Agent Gouda >:y
endarkculi: Agent Schwarzbier here, reporting for duty. Well, I suppose it'd be more accurate to say that my current duty is editing people's reports. The next time you go out, please pick up more black markers, there's a lot of classified information here that should be edited out before it falls into the wrong hands.
Hot damn is someone stealing the office supplies again??
I can’t go now, you go. I’m busy drawing mustaches on sleeping agents with this black marker I found at the base.
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Agent Jenever again. I fired a rocket at the enemy base. At least I think it was the enemy base. Might have been a porto-potty.
Either’s fine, pottys are smelly anyway.
Good job Jenever, get back to base and we’ll throw you a ceremony thing or something >:y

I’m equal parts amused and horrified.
I was laughing so hard. I need to print this out.
(via projectsnt)
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: This is Agent Jenever. I've been getting drunk with two enemy soldiers. What'd I miss?
GODDAMIT GIN WHY DID WE EVEN HIRE YOU

clairclairsky: BEIJING IS MOBILIZING

SHIT SHIT SHIT, MAN YOUR GROCERY BAGS HUANGJIU, GOTTA STALL THOSE TANKS SOMEHOW




