Anonymous: Los robots son para el sexo


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No. That’s Spanish for No.

1 note8 years ago

siebewastaken: Well, I mean, they are cute. But winning against them makes them sad but losing is not an option so fighting against the tubers or the twins is a bad idea ok.


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3 notes8 years ago

Ok you guys, we all know that Tumblr runs primarily in English

strawberrynoodlept:

releasetherhys:

seagreeneyes:

seagreeneyes:

BUT WE ALSO KNOW THAT A SIGNIFICANT PART OF TUMBLR USERS ARE NOT NATIVE SPEAKERS

Here’s the deal: my first language is Italian. I know plenty of people on this website whose first language is Italian. Nevertheless, when we’re interacting with each other on Tumblr, we speak English.

I am not objecting to this system, it’s actually good practice for some people, to be able to speak a second language extensively.

BUT I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU.

Why not have a “Speak Your Own Language Day” where all of us exclusively speak in our native language?

(No but apart from the small rebellion from the US-centric and generally Anglophone-centric environment we got here, think about trying to speak to people from other countries via excessive use of Google Translate it’ll be a blast)

Ok, since this post has finally reached 100 notes I think it’s a good time to give a date, and since no one else has advanced suggestions I’m gonna do it

I’m proposing Wednesday 7th May, so the post has a chance to do a couple more laps and more people get a chance to participate (French Friday sounded hilarious, but I don’t wanna wait until next friday and this friday seems a bit too soon).

How it’ll work:

  • If you’re native language is something other than English, speak that!
  • If you have multiple languages you can pick from the choice is yous friend, speak all, speak one, whatever’s best for you
  • You’ll blog in your language all day: text posts, replies, tags (except triggers and organizational tags), the whole nine yards. Regardless of what language people choose to speak to you, you answer in your own.
  • Midnight to midnight according to your own time zone
  • English native speakers, if you wanna participate maybe you could practice a second language you’re learning
  • If anyone makes fun of anyone else for their language (and I’m including English native speakers that might choose to speak a second language on the day) I’m gonna come for you (◕‿◕✿)
  • The tag is gonna be #Speak Your Language Day if you wanna tag your posts with that!

This is actually such a good idea ^_^

Awesome :P I speak portuguese, spanish and english :D reblog this guys

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insertawesome-url-here:
“eyecandybutts:
“#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth...

insertawesome-url-here:

eyecandybutts:

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

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mandopony:

saximus:

I’m going to assume that this is something that didn’t translate well from the original Japanese.

Unfortunately it’s probably perfectly translated from the original Japanese text.

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Anonymous: I ship your icons. Just your icons.


close enogh - .-

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sneakyfeets:

atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

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zimiestef:
““ “Come to the Mystery Shack in the next 15 mins if u want an ass kicking” ”
I kind of regret thinking and drawing this
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zimiestef:

“Come to the Mystery Shack in the next 15 mins if u want an ass kicking”

I kind of regret thinking and drawing this

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lizzymodblog:
“This is the kind of relationship I look for. Us together at an arcade, me in a pretty outfit, him bound and covered in serpents, just perfect.
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Don’t forget the severed horse head, can’t call it a date without it :y

lizzymodblog:

This is the kind of relationship I look for. Us together at an arcade, me in a pretty outfit, him bound and covered in serpents, just perfect.

Don’t forget the severed horse head, can’t call it a date without it :y

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