chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Talk dirty to me


yeah my speech bubble thing’s slightly off… just pretend it points to Star
made a list of some insults i found on here
-you chicken fried fuck
-you sandy bathing suit
-you neon croc
-you cup of cold creamerless coffee
-you fucking sea cucumber
-you squishy brown end
-you dirty sock
-you chunky carton of milk
-you saggy armpit
-you pisscouch
-you unnecessary stock footage
-you crap coated mailbox flag
-you absolute fucking walnut
-you fucking muppet
-you stale pretzel
-you white crayon
-you desk lamp
-you moldy bread
-you pie eating dick biscuit
-you pompous boner nazi
-you slimy ass goblin
-you herpes infested douche canoe
-you fucking monday
-you dick bitch
-you wobbly chair leg
-you left handed drawing
-you spongy rump fed foot licker
-you screeching alarm clock
-you armpit sweat stain
-you turd coated asshat
-you cock juggling thundercunt
-you coatless eskimo
-you wrinkles pair of capris
-you expired bitch
-you ashy layer of epidermis
-you sugarless bar of chocolate
-you mother fucking donkey snout
-you useless fungal infection
-you Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
-you diarrhea appocalypse
-you professional semen eater
-you gluten-free fucktart
-you triple baconator with cheese
-you unfathomable shower curtain
-you fruitless greek style yogurt
-you pokey little flab biscuit
-you taxonomical bimbo
-you unbelievable shitnipple
“That was amazing. I was amazing- You were amazing!”
“Yeah, I guess we were!”
(via funfetti-cakke)





This is a productive blog with much art to offer, I swear :T
Only got 3 comisheners this time so I’m puttin other arts there - .-
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: what the hell is a gajinka
It’s what gearholder wants to dress you up as and make you his waifu.
doing a quick google search…
… gearholder, explain this.
That’s.. well.. you see..








