adurot: Terry is very unlikely to be a crocodile. I pretty sure they don't have those in Florida. He's much more likely to be an alligator.
TERRY LIVES IN FLORIDA??? I WAS JUST TAG-ASKING IF HE WAS A CROCODILE ON A RANDOM POST I REBLOGED THAT I DIDN’T EVEN READ, WHAT A TWIST!!! :V

ever-e-ting: Clair. Clair no. That's not how you ask such a thing. You didn't even get the Twister gamepad out. And you didn't invite me.
I said twirl guys. Twirl.

I kinda want to xplain the cactus philosophy thing and how plant metaphors can be cool personality thinges for dorks like horoscopes n shit, but nah - .-

SO METH ING WENT W R O N G
SOMETHING WENT VERY RIGHT
(Source: aggressive-pepsi, via inuleeli)
what i imagine florida to be like
some guy to his neighbor: tom, you need to help me! there’s an alligator in my home going by my name watching my tv with my wife and kids
tom: i know, jim. we like him better now and we call him new jim. he’s replaced you and you will be sacrificed to appease the orange gods, as is the florida way
(via kalianos)












