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And this is why you always reblog RDJ
THEY DON’T TEACH FRENCH IN JAIL
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Reasons why you should have plants in your room
- More clean air
- People think you are cool
- They look pretty
- You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up
- You feel proud when they grow
- You can give them cute names
- pLAnTs
Cons: They might grow and conspire to kill you and your friends after convincing you to let it eat a dentist.
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Pizza delivery requests are getting out of hand. (photo by l31ur)
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I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room
whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?
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I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason.
It has taken me years to learn that it’s also okay to say “Thank you.” when someone apologizes.
It is perfectly acceptable to acknowledge that someone has apologized, and still refuse to accept their apology. There are things in this world that cannot be apologized for.I feel like you can tell a lot about a person by how they react when their apology is not accepted.
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I have been a cat owner my whole life and I literally never knew that tiger lilies and stargazers were also highly toxic to cats. Even drinking the water from the vase that lilies are in can kill the cat! I brought in a tiger lily from our yard today and just thought to look it up and found out (and of course removed the lily from our house as soon as I saw). How scary!
Other toxic flowers for cats:
- Amaryllis (Amaryllis sp.)
- Autumn Crocus (Colchicum autumnale)
- Azaleas and Rhododendrons (Rhododendron sp.)
- Castor Bean (Ricinus communis)
- Chrysanthemum (Chrysanthemum sp.)
- Cyclamen (Cyclamen sp.)
- English Ivy (Hedera helix)
- Kalanchoe (Kalanchoe sp.)
- Lilies (Lilium sp.)
- Marijuana (Cannabis sativa)
- Oleander (Nerium oleander)
- Peace Lily (Spathiphyllum sp.)
- Pothos (Epipremnum aureum)
- Sago Palm (Cycas revoluta)
- Spanish thyme (Coleus ampoinicus)
- Tulip and Narcissus bulbs (Tulipa and Narcissus sp.)
- Yew (Taxus sp.)
REBLOGGIng
FEAR
I FEAR FLOWERS
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I had to. (If any of you speak spanish and know the correct way to say what that says please correct me)
Marco Diaz © Daron Nefcy
Art © Rawri-Tea
MARCO UBALDO DIAZ COMO TE ATREVES A COLGARLE A TU ABUELA?! MANCHAS EL APELLIDO DIAZ CON TUS GROSERIAS (I don’t know what the last swearings is trying to convey… a leperous donkey wtf?)
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