Anonymous: now draw boobs, using lizzy's ampharos headband as a bra


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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: But... you threw it. Wouldn't you have the step into the fire to get the bottle?


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…damnit

6 notes4 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: That sounds really detrimental to your chances of not getting caught.


The bottle also re-assembles after breaking, so you just throw, burn, bam, pause it. And you can keep going. YOU CAN JUST KEEP DOING IT FOREVER

2 notes4 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: A "possessed" Molotov? What makes it so... possessed?


it uses the SOULS OF THE DAMNED as fuel, so there’s lots of screaming whenever thrown even if no ones around.

Otherwise it’s just a normal molotov - .-

6 notes4 years ago
why dis
also hi fans

why dis

also hi fans

9 notes4 years ago

whatevenisaquid: Let's talk food. Allium and oxlip.


Allium: What’s the best thing you can cook?

A sautéed chicken with white zinfandel, parsley and basil I accidentally one time and have been makin often since. Good with pastas and steamed veggies - 3-

Uhhh.. oxlip is Would you ever get into a long distance relationship? so maybe you meant either

Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?

Which would be pan de muerto with chocolate for Día de Muertos, or

Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?

Which is Pozole Rojo - 3-

5 notes4 years ago

endarkculi: Because of the recent events with Ray Navarez Jr., I feel compelled to choose the Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?


Nehuatl nictlazotla in centzontototl icuicauh,
nehuatl nictlazotla in chalchihuitl Itlapaliz
ihuan in ahuiacmeh xochimeh;
zan oc cenca noicniuhtzin in tlacatl,
Nehuatl nictlazotla

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So basically no u_u

3 notes4 years ago

flower asks

  • Daisy:How old were you when you had your first kiss?
  • Carnation:If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
  • Jasmine:What color looks best on you?
  • foxglove:Name three facts about your family?
  • Allium:What's the best thing you can cook?
  • Orange Blossom:If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
  • Calla Lily:If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
  • Poinsettia:Favorite holiday dish?
  • Oxlip:Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
  • Primrose:Favorite kind of soup?
  • Daffodil:What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
  • Rose:Are you currently in love with someone?
  • Amsonia:Would you ever become a vegan?
  • Peony:What's your favorite hot beverage?
  • Tulip:For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
  • Myrtle:Do you like going on airplanes?
  • Hibiscus:Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
  • Zinnia:Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
  • Poppy:What color was your childhood home?
  • Hydrangea:Starbucks order?
  • Violet:Do you like where you're from?
  • Locust:What was your favorite book as a child?
  • Rhododendron:What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
  • Queen Anne's Lace:Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
  • Magnolia:Favorite kind of candy?
  • Aster:Would you rather be cold or hot?
  • Marigold:Do you listen to what's on the radio?
  • Heliconia:Do you like when it rains?
  • Azalea:What's a movie you cried while watching?
  • Dandelion:Do you think you're important?
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doomy:
“ why she takin off her shoe?
”

doomy:

why she takin off her shoe?

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(Source: kvnai, via slapmango)

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