chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I'm way too blonde and buff to pull off a convincing Rarity. Applejack maybe.

I was gonna put a nsfw applejack here but found this one googling “suggestive applejack” and feel it fits somehow better:

piratedashmod: You got a thing for Rarity too? Are you going to ask Lizzy to cosplay as Lizzy for sexual congress? :v

White horse is best horse because clothes

theotakux: MLP? LEWD!

piratedashmod:

Oooh, let me contribute to the un-lewd! :y

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: gear is my hubby and i will protect with my rockhard abs

welp, that just happened :D

fraggingfox: inner machinations? you mean the dancing miniature cactus?

hey don’t go mockin the cactic philosophy, it helps alot ok. I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. >:Y

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: That was good. High five. Do it. Do it you fuck. Just fucking do it. Just fuKCINH DO IT YOYE MOTYERFUCKR

piratedashmod:

you guys are rubbish ;^;

but yeah it was gold, 10/10