gearholder: Did you notice Oscar was playing "Twinkle twinkle little Star" while on the phone with Star? Cuz he was. Or maybe it was his ABC's, idk.
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Yeah, I noticed.
Fun fact, in our language, apart from Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet, there’s another song that uses the same melody, called “Altijd is kortjakje ziek,” which is about a girl who is always sick except on sundays, which is when she goes to church.
Some people say the actual meaning of the song was that she was a prostitute. Her “being sick” actually meant she was home, in bed with men. So you know. That’s fun.
aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND FUCK YOU MOREOS
ok but are we all just pretending that this wouldnt happen
I almost didnt reblog but I started laughing so hard at the drawing posted under it I couldnt pass it up.
Anonymous: I may have a small crush on you
