chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Fun fact, jenever/gin was invented in the Netherlands

Anonymous: Give your best Tumblr friends codenames

Ok so the point of codenames is that nobody knows who the codenamed person is so they can’t be personalified, so I’m gonna use liquors because reasons:

not-reality is Agent Absinthe

conspicuouslad is Agent Scotch

putuksstuff is Agent Malbec

cutiverse is Agent Sherry

zedrin-maybe is Agent Muscat

lizzymodblog is Agent Jenever

Is that eough buddies?

If any a y’all want a codname too say so or something idk - .-

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: get your ms paint bullshit outta here son

ugh, fine >:Y

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: blah blah blah something lewd or suggestive

Anonymous: Give your best Tumblr friends codenames

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You can address me as Eagle 1.

lucidlarceny, codename: Been There, Done That.

inkie-heart is: Currently Doing That.

conspicuouslad is: It Happened Once In a Dream.

putuksspookystuff, codename: If I Had To Pick A Dude.

gearholder is… Eagle 2.

ah, there it is! :Y

endarkculi: ♥

this is the only “crab pokemon with hearts” image I could find - .-

piratedashmod: Three way with Endark and Lizzy then. Win-win for all ;v

That’d be fine and dandy if End wasn’t a crab thing.

And sex+crabs just doesn’t add up for some reason .-.

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: The gayest