endarkculi: Agent Schwarzbier here, reporting for duty. Well, I suppose it'd be more accurate to say that my current duty is editing people's reports. The next time you go out, please pick up more black markers, there's a lot of classified information here that should be edited out before it falls into the wrong hands.
Hot damn is someone stealing the office supplies again??
I can’t go now, you go. I’m busy drawing mustaches on sleeping agents with this black marker I found at the base.
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Agent Jenever again. I fired a rocket at the enemy base. At least I think it was the enemy base. Might have been a porto-potty.
Either’s fine, pottys are smelly anyway.
Good job Jenever, get back to base and we’ll throw you a ceremony thing or something >:y