adurot: Not really a drinker, can I join the cheese brigade?

But entry level agents always go straight to the booze division, you can only get demoted into the cheeses >:Y

I’ll tell you hwat: you can either stay as Agent Daiquiri or go down a rank and fill the vacant of Agent Gouda >:y

endarkculi: Agent Schwarzbier here, reporting for duty. Well, I suppose it'd be more accurate to say that my current duty is editing people's reports. The next time you go out, please pick up more black markers, there's a lot of classified information here that should be edited out before it falls into the wrong hands.

Hot damn is someone stealing the office supplies again??

I can’t go now, you go. I’m busy drawing mustaches on sleeping agents with this black marker I found at the base.

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Agent Jenever again. I fired a rocket at the enemy base. At least I think it was the enemy base. Might have been a porto-potty.

Either’s fine, pottys are smelly anyway.

Good job Jenever, get back to base and we’ll throw you a ceremony thing or something >:y

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: This is Agent Jenever. I've been getting drunk with two enemy soldiers. What'd I miss?

GODDAMIT GIN WHY DID WE EVEN HIRE YOU

Anonymous: We got your precious agent Jäger, if you want her back you best surrender the package.

NO NOT JÄGER!!

DARNIT MEISTER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO USE THE MINT PILL TO TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF IT “orz

clairclairsky: BEIJING IS MOBILIZING

SHIT SHIT SHIT, MAN YOUR GROCERY BAGS HUANGJIU, GOTTA STALL THOSE TANKS SOMEHOW

deeceeoh: Agent Jägermeister breaking radio silence! I'm pinned down by enemy agents and require immediate backup!

OK OK, STAY COOL JÄGER, THE PILL SHOULD BE INSIDE A SECRET CONTAINER ON YOUR BELT BUCKLE.

If the situation goes dire you know what to do ._.