Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
frosty-mage-stuff: Gearholder is a piece a shit. One of those really satisfying shits. Right?
gearholder is the kind of shit that just flows out in one big movement and makes you feel complete and at peace.
You know when you have diarrhea, but doesn’t hurt when it comes out? It’s so satisfying man.
Yeah, the DARPA Chief died of a heart attack. I don’t know what happened. Metal Gear. Whatever. Meryl’s hot.
Shut up hotness, the safety’s on. You have rookie eyes.
I’ll go on ahead; look at my ass.
Ok. Cool.
Am I hallucinating?
frosty-mage-stuff: Gearholder is a piece a shit. One of those really satisfying shits. Right?
gearholder is the kind of shit that just flows out in one big movement and makes you feel complete and at peace.
You know when you have diarrhea, but doesn’t hurt when it comes out? It’s so satisfying man.
Yeah, the DARPA Chief died of a heart attack. I don’t know what happened. Metal Gear. Whatever. Meryl’s hot.
Shut up hotness, the safety’s on. You have rookie eyes.
dittoprize answered:
Captain Planet
I mean one where the magic girls have garbage-themed outfits and powers, not being nature’s avengers, but more of a “shit, we as humanity did fuck up, let us fix that. Sorry nature”
frosty-mage-stuff: Gearholder is a piece a shit. One of those really satisfying shits. Right?
gearholder is the kind of shit that just flows out in one big movement and makes you feel complete and at peace.
You know when you have diarrhea, but doesn’t hurt when it comes out? It’s so satisfying man.
Garbage-themed magic girl anime with environmental message when?
The best and the biggest.
Is that bad? Or… What?
The best and the biggest.
yeah my speech bubble thing’s slightly off… just pretend it points to Star
made a list of some insults i found on here
-you chicken fried fuck
-you sandy bathing suit
-you neon croc
-you cup of cold creamerless coffee
-you fucking sea cucumber
-you squishy brown end
-you dirty sock
-you chunky carton of milk
-you saggy armpit
-you pisscouch
-you unnecessary stock footage
-you crap coated mailbox flag
-you absolute fucking walnut
-you fucking muppet
-you stale pretzel
-you white crayon
-you desk lamp
-you moldy bread
-you pie eating dick biscuit
-you pompous boner nazi
-you slimy ass goblin
-you herpes infested douche canoe
-you fucking monday
-you dick bitch
-you wobbly chair leg
-you left handed drawing
-you spongy rump fed foot licker
-you screeching alarm clock
-you armpit sweat stain
-you turd coated asshat
-you cock juggling thundercunt
-you coatless eskimo
-you wrinkles pair of capris
-you expired bitch
-you ashy layer of epidermis
-you sugarless bar of chocolate
-you mother fucking donkey snout
-you useless fungal infection
-you Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
-you diarrhea appocalypse
-you professional semen eater
-you gluten-free fucktart
-you triple baconator with cheese
-you unfathomable shower curtain
-you fruitless greek style yogurt
-you pokey little flab biscuit
-you taxonomical bimbo
-you unbelievable shitnipple