Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: it's fine, i know those two extra centimeters went to your penis

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That’s not how growing works, it doesn’t just go someplace in the body instead of height wth mate? >:Y

Would that mean if you were flat chested you’de be 2 and a half meters? >:Y

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: correct interpretation. well done.

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: kiss my ass if you can even reach it

mmm?

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: 2 centimeters makes all the difference. we're talking sibling rules here.

GSFDJATEFNJAFDAJSHGF

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: haha samus and mac are funny because you're short

IT’S 2 FUCKIN CENTIMETERS YOUUSFAKHADGFAKDSHFGA

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10 notes7 years ago

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the-land-of-bleh-and-art: “swooning over the same hot girl is a recommended bonding activity between mother and son ” can’t stop won’t stop .___.

the-land-of-bleh-and-art:

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swooning over the same hot girl is a recommended bonding activity between mother and son

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can’t stop won’t stop .___.

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browncoatpenny:

whiteboyfriend:

thatdarnbat:

jenfold:

Because the gifs can’t do justice to the insanely funny horror that is Mr Blobby on the Big Fat Quiz of the 90s.

I seriously cannot handle this.

what the fuck britain

not-reality

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YOU KNow, this explains a lot .-.

I’m with Dara on this tho

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141,289 notes7 years ago

Sending a lot of love & appreciation to your favorite non-mutual blog..

agentmogar:

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