Anonymous: You two need to find Jesus... and don't gimme some vaguely racist Mexican joke about how "He's just outside" or something!

sometimes I wonder if gringos ever wonder why people call their sons Jesús in the first place

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: A fair point.

Thought so

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: You're really not good at this whole "flirting" thing, huh.

that might be true but I also already got called cute and bendable-over-tables by you so that’s irrelevant at this point B/

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I'll let you try again. Would you mind if *I* slid into bed with you?

WAIT FUCK I DIDN’T STUDY DO I GET FLUSTERED OR WAGGLE THEM BIG OL’ EYESBROWS?? OR POSTA BED GIF??? BUT I ONLY HAVE THIS ONE HANDY:

; A;

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Unbelievable.

ok I’ll admit that wasn’t the best choice of picture but its too late to take it back now - _-