crazautiz-deactivated20171114: Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Don’t ever send me memes with no proper context again.

Anonymous: "ellie pls", what? Please wait until I can get your pants off?

>_>

(yeah maybe she’s whiter but you get the idea)

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: eat breakfast pigs

I don’t have carnitas man, maybe I’ll make a honey glaze for dinner, I got some mangrove hunny I’ve been meaning to use someway or other - .-

Meanwhile I’ll just go feel defeated or something over that other ask, k?

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: au where you're the man in this relationship

…that smarts yo

right in the macho gland

“orz

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: succ my dick boiiiii

ellie pls