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3,596 notes4 years ago
maskedkitsune:
“There’s the age old question of who Bowser Jr.’s mother is, but an answer already exists.
Sexual reproduction doesn’t exist in the Mario universe. Canonically, babies are delivered by the stork.
Jr. doesn’t have a mother; Bowser just...

maskedkitsune:

There’s the age old question of who Bowser Jr.’s mother is, but an answer already exists.

Sexual reproduction doesn’t exist in the Mario universe. Canonically, babies are delivered by the stork.

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Jr. doesn’t have a mother; Bowser just really wanted a son, and so the stork brought him one. End of story.

Bowser wanted a son. 8 times in a row.

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1,497 notes4 years ago

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5,871 notes4 years ago

Advice for girls: buy skinny jeans in the boy’s section

americanfitnessstory:

thickthighing:

ohmslewis:

serrie-smiles:

They’re more comfortable, still form fitting, and best of all: THE POCKETS. THEY HAVE ACTUAL POCKETS.

don’t believe me? look:

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these are boys pants, and they look just as good on me as any other skinny jeans I own

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See that phone? I’m going to put it in the pocket. Must be so small right??

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Ah yes, girl pants length. Probably can’t fit any further than that-

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what? what’s this?

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Good god. Oh good lord in heaven. This is blasphemous.

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Look at how much room is still there. There’s chaos in the streets. Babies are crying. Fashion designers are screaming out of fear of the unknown.

Buy your pants in the boys section, girls. Live in the beautiful world you deserve where you can fit shit in your pocket.

Also buy your flannel in the boys section. They have a working little pocket on the chest and they are not made of whatever material is thinner than PAPER so they will actually keep you warm.

Sweeeeet

If only I could buy bras in the men’s section. I’m sure they would be cheaper and come with little boob pockets.

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675,702 notes4 years ago

superamiuniverse:

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YES

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2,005 notes4 years ago

lustfuldemoness:

THE SICKEST 200CC PLAY EVER

THE WORLD WILLED ITSELF INTO A FORM WHERE ISABELLE WOULDN’T BE HARMED

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68,582 notes4 years ago

lil-mizz-jaye:

Episode Summary:

- Rainbow Dash is an ass hole

- Rainbow Dash commits actual terrorism

- Rainbow Dash gets away with terrorism

- Rainbow Dash cries a lot and it’s really weirdly adorable

- Rainbow Dash is adorable

- I love her

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72 notes4 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: do all these posts mean the new episode is out?


that’s why I said there was children

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3 notes4 years ago

deeceeoh: I'll just watch you two lewd it up from the corner.


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when I don’t have a gif for shit I use the most unrelated i can find - _-

9 notes4 years ago

Hehehe Nuclear Winter

7 notes4 years ago