chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Rarity, element of one-dimensional snob
Oh, and party animal, woodland hippie and folksy countrygirl are any better?
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: fukicn do it

but they’re too direct, how am I suppossed to be a coy bastard with them??

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: You better post the rest of these or I'll filet your ass.
dude you’re breaking my balls here, I wasn’t prepared for a food fight today >:V
TUMBLR YOU FUCKING BLAND PIECE OF GARBAGE I HAVE HAD UP TO HERE WITH YOUR IMAGE BREAKING SHIT
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: No, cause all you’d hear is GET THAT FUCKING STEAK TO TABLE 7 YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT OR I SWEAR TO GOD YOUR ASS IS ON THE STREET
Right, right.
The food would probably be good, at least.
Or someone would end poisoned by soap because they tried getting kinky while the other was cooking
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Start warming up the oven and get ready to beat your meat, cause I'd let you make a creampie and put a cherry on top.
YOu know what suddenly I get the feeling I’ve dismissed this

as a otp too soon :|

Have another, Gear :y
Ok here’s the thing: I’m a meme-loving fuck.
That means whatever search you’re doing to find these, I’ve done.
These pics are good for situational humour and the ocassional taunt.
Maybe to derail a converstaion.
But as submissions…





