chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Rarity, element of one-dimensional snob

Oh, and party animal, woodland hippie and folksy countrygirl are any better?

Anonymous: Rarity is selfish pone. Her element should be cry.

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: fukicn do it

but they’re too direct, how am I suppossed to be a coy bastard with them??

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: You better post the rest of these or I'll filet your ass.

dude you’re breaking my balls here, I wasn’t prepared for a food fight today >:V

TUMBLR YOU FUCKING BLAND PIECE OF GARBAGE I HAVE HAD UP TO HERE WITH YOUR IMAGE BREAKING SHIT

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: No, cause all you’d hear is GET THAT FUCKING STEAK TO TABLE 7 YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT OR I SWEAR TO GOD YOUR ASS IS ON THE STREET

deeceeoh:

Right, right.

The food would probably be good, at least.

Or someone would end poisoned by soap because they tried getting kinky while the other was cooking

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Start warming up the oven and get ready to beat your meat, cause I'd let you make a creampie and put a cherry on top.

YOu know what suddenly I get the feeling I’ve dismissed this

as a otp too soon :|

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Honey, I'm a cook. I know ALL the food innuendos.

Oh.

…oh?

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…ooohhh

Anonymous: All other ships are inferior to apple-marshmallow ship

Your ship:

My ship:

Any questions? B/