pembrokewkorgi: Man... any higher and Pikachu would've got a spike to the head.

goddamit i can’t find any krookodiles

you win this time

pembrokewkorgi: Is every message I send you going to result in seeing one of my favorite Pokemon getting a beatdown?

pembrokewkorgi: I hope that last message didn't sound too snotty or jerkish or anything. I was joking around, but in retrospect I don't like how it sounded.

I always forgive but never forget

pembrokewkorgi: Pft. Keep your bait to someone that cares about you petty labeling system, sir, or should I say, Mr. Robosexual. :p

deeceeoh: One of these days you need to post a list of these distraction tactics.... primarily the sexy ones.

Canon Distraction Tactics so far:

6: Dominaire

11: Shots Fired

28: Bootyshake

57: Owlspin

Anonymous: dear ellie

lizzymodblog:

gearholder:

Seein you around brightens my day and you’re of the few whose jokes make me crack up constantly >:T

What the fuck man

Who do you think you are

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