If I were Harry Potter I would have addressed Voldemort as “Tim Riddle.” He’d be like “IT’S TOM RIDDLE. ALSO, IT’S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT’S VOLDEMORT.” Ahahaha classic Tim.
(via funfetti-cakke)
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: My electric team will shock you into pissing your pants. And piss is conducive to electricity.

deeceeoh: If you were a grass type member of the Elite Four, what would your team be?
Shit, elite? That’s no place for my cactu babbus u .u
So..
Not bad. Not bad. That’s one member down. :V
Elites have 5 pokes you cedar wood 2by4 >:Y
But…
The joker is wild B/
putuksstuff: I'd screw you right up the asshole with my team of poison types~
Two of those in it are poisens, get it together poots = .=
deeceeoh: If you were a grass type member of the Elite Four, what would your team be?
Shit, elite? That’s no place for my cactu babbus u .u
So..
I can’t believe it’s been a year since Rayquit already ;^;
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: eat dick
I went looking for “dick dish” but instead got

the internet seriously fucks up what you want even when you want the fucked up thing - _-


