lizzymodblog:

lizzymodblog:

gearholder:

lizzymodblog:

scootoaster:

Darn.

Must be wednesday, am I right?

This may be the single greatest work of art I’ve ever put out.

Roar

Sharks do not roar

This appears to be the first recorded interaction between myself and gearholder. This was posted over a year ago and sharks still do not roar.

Rawr

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128 notes7 years ago

Cunnilingus is when a girl pees in your hair.

— Dan Avidan (via lizzymodblog)

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50 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: Espero que sepas español, porque tengo una pregunta para ti, viejo ¿por que dices que los robots no son para cosas sexuales? si se sabe que en el futuro seran los primeros medios para el rubro mas antiguo de la humanidad?


No puedo añadir el video en español desde la página donde lo encontré, así que ahí está el enlace:

http://tu.tv/videos/no-salgas-con-robots

5 notes7 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Fucking nerd


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fuck man I never use this gif so wth here is - A-

9 notes7 years ago

flipywaterboy: Maybe you need some love and kindness to get the love pumping again #everythingisalieyouareinthematrix


u comin onto me wtf??

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4 notes7 years ago
conspicuouslad:
“youobviouslyloveoctavia:
“crimewave420:
“erinkrystynax:
“ crimewave420:
“ 2chaaaain:
“ grates:
“ please someone reassure my this is just fuckin w people right.
”
this is bullshit what the fuck
”
Wait y’alls cups are really that...

conspicuouslad:

youobviouslyloveoctavia:

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

I’m just surprised 700ml is considered ‘small’ O.o

You should see the fries.

I don’t go out to eat often, but I will only order the small for this reason, and I eat and drink a lot.

I can confirm Mexico has the Australia sizes as well, for whatever purpose that info may serve.

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365,666 notes7 years ago
nerobloodtotem:
“this suffices for my reaction to being called a nerd by three different people!
”
^What Bender says >:Y

nerobloodtotem:

this suffices for my reaction to being called a nerd by three different people!

^What Bender says >:Y

15 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: how did you even manage to charm lizzy


She’s a dork and I’m a bitch… or is it the other way around… whatever, it just kinda happened man - w-

If I learned anything from that sudden outburst back then it’s: don’t think too much about it, if you think you like a girl just let her know. Doesn’t matter if she likes ya back or not, you can still show yer feelings in many ways without making it weird for both - 3-

Like that Freddy guy from that iCarly show from that Nickelodeon channel; kindof a role model since he doesn’t creep on his crush or make selfish requests to her… too often.

6 notes7 years ago
geoexe:
“Splatoon - Edit by GeoExe
https://www.facebook.com/pages/El-Geo/168301823321223
”

geoexe:

Splatoon - Edit by GeoExe 
https://www.facebook.com/pages/El-Geo/168301823321223

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1,145 notes7 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: This is intruding on my human right to be an asshole


for a moment there I only read “intruding my asshole” :|

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I need eat and a nap “orz

9 notes7 years ago