

Darn.
Must be wednesday, am I right?
This may be the single greatest work of art I’ve ever put out.
Roar
Sharks do not roar
This appears to be the first recorded interaction between myself and gearholder. This was posted over a year ago and sharks still do not roar.
Rawr
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Cunnilingus is when a girl pees in your hair.
— Dan Avidan (via lizzymodblog)
Anonymous: Espero que sepas español, porque tengo una pregunta para ti, viejo ¿por que dices que los robots no son para cosas sexuales? si se sabe que en el futuro seran los primeros medios para el rubro mas antiguo de la humanidad?
No puedo añadir el video en español desde la página donde lo encontré, así que ahí está el enlace:
flipywaterboy: Maybe you need some love and kindness to get the love pumping again #everythingisalieyouareinthematrix
u comin onto me wtf??


please someone reassure my this is just fuckin w people right.
this is bullshit what the fuck
Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck
why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway
cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes
I’m just surprised 700ml is considered ‘small’ O.o
You should see the fries.
I don’t go out to eat often, but I will only order the small for this reason, and I eat and drink a lot.
I can confirm Mexico has the Australia sizes as well, for whatever purpose that info may serve.
(via conspicuouslad)

this suffices for my reaction to being called a nerd by three different people!
^What Bender says >:Y
Anonymous: how did you even manage to charm lizzy
She’s a dork and I’m a bitch… or is it the other way around… whatever, it just kinda happened man - w-
If I learned anything from that sudden outburst back then it’s: don’t think too much about it, if you think you like a girl just let her know. Doesn’t matter if she likes ya back or not, you can still show yer feelings in many ways without making it weird for both - 3-
Like that Freddy guy from that iCarly show from that Nickelodeon channel; kindof a role model since he doesn’t creep on his crush or make selfish requests to her… too often.

Splatoon - Edit by GeoExe
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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: This is intruding on my human right to be an asshole
for a moment there I only read “intruding my asshole” :|

I need eat and a nap “orz
