chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: AU where you're not a virgin

…

deeceeoh: AU where everyone is short and adorable except for you.

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I'd reply in angry Spanish but I'd probably just sound racist

Pft, spanish has two styles: Angry and seduction, there’s not in between - 3-

Video unrelated:

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: AU where you're Dutch and I'm Mexican

Funny thing: Niñas aren’t as lucky as boys, so they’re more prone to being tiny and adorable and non-tall

So in that AU I’d be the tallest instead and the difference would be at least 50 centimeters >:y

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: AU where you're not hot

…I don’t know what I was expecting -_-

deeceeoh: AU where you're a triplet.

Anonymous: Do you hold small gears or tops gears?

Si

crazautiz-deactivated20171114: Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Don’t ever send me memes with no proper context again.