Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
“In the gallery beyond: more dead.” - The Goldfinch, Donna Tartt (hardback)
It’s literally “love is for the weak” 😃
“It was, like most of the rooms in the Institute, an unused bedroom, meant for visiting Shadowhunters.” - Clockwork Prince
LIKE LITERALLY ACTUALLY WTF
“All righty. I’ll leave you to it, then.” - To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before by Jenny Han.
This young man’s credentials were satisfactory, my father and my aunt (who had always looked after the children’s welfare) were satisfied, and I acquiesced. - Crooked House - Agatha Christie
“Alas! My own hand feels as light as a feather.” - The Return of the King
Oh, God.“Maki fell silent, her cheerful mood now gone.”
“L Change the World” -Written by ’M.’It’s just a picture of a Boston Terrier in a crocheted scarf. - Patterns for Pooches (hard cover) by Anne Burton
“It’s simple, Dragonmen don’t fight” Dragonquest, by Anne McCaffrey
“Then I walked to the station, bought a couple of cans of gin and tonic and got on the train” - The Girl On The Train by Paula Hawkins
Page 45 was blank….
“In the crop of the leech, the host’s blood is thickened by removing water, which is excreted, and the blood corpuscles are de-oxygenated.” Vol 18 of the illustrated Encyclopedia of the Animal Kingdom
“Not to mention leaving me running for my life yet again, beginning a long and unwelcome association with the Emperor’s pet psychopaths, and an encounter with the most fascinating woman I’ve ever met” -Ciaphas Cain Hero of the Emperium - Sandy Mitchell
Kinky.
“…Rubbed over the entire drawing to prepare for a ‘cleanup’ or revision drawing.” - Cartoon Animation - Preston Blair
“His legs shook, his outstretched hand trembled and his voice emerged as a squeak.” - “At Home with the di S’Embowelli Borgias”, Pure Dead Magic - Debi Gliori
“Advanced Voltage Settings.”
-Gigabyte Z87X-UD4H User manual.
“If you ignore your opponent as you do your own self, there will be danger in every combat.” - Sun Tzu’s Art of War
(via hobbsmeerkat)
does anyone else follow people who don’t even have the same interests as you, but you’ve followed them for years and you can’t imagine unfollowing them?
it’s like, no that’s joan the dolphin lover? she’s practically your neighbor on this website? you’ve never talked, you’re not even mutuals, but damn she loves dolphins. And every time you see her on your dash, you’re just like, oh wonderful, joan’s still alive, just doing her thing. she’s getting into golden age russian cat literature, good for her!
this person doesn’t even know they’ve been on your dash through the ups and downs of your life. Their presence and cactus obsession is just something kind of familiar and almost comforting to you?
(via raikissu)
Caleb was beyond excited for this.
The great frisbee massacre of 15.
Panic at the AHWU presents: I Make Achievements not Tragedies
(via eric-coldfire)
Anonymous: Why do you have 4 pages of burger posts atleast? Whyyy?
Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough
— Abraham Lincoln, 1816, tuesday
