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leftmyarminmycoat: “ dictatorofbutts: “ I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO ” this made my day its so adorable ”

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

(Source: gayjigglypuff, via kitana-coldfire)

1,021,875 notes3 years ago
thiscorpsofbrothers: “ danisnotonfire: “ “ Opening a beer with a frisbee. ” dude ” this is the most bro thing ever ”

thiscorpsofbrothers:

danisnotonfire:

Opening a beer with a frisbee.

dude

this is the most bro thing ever

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374,143 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: Liz sends pic of her dressed are rarity. what do.

Repay her by making a non-mediocre meal. Maybe burgz - .-

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6 notes3 years ago

piratedashmod: I can have Page cosplay as Rarity, but she'd wear a visor. Deal?

Teej plz, my horses are drownin in puszi 24/7 already.

Both of them.

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5 notes3 years ago

piratedashmod: So you wanna bang a Rarity cosplayer?

TEEJAY CARSON!!

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…do you know any?

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18 notes3 years ago
korralyn: “enemy-stand: “metroid and his girlfriend ” >his ”

korralyn:

enemy-stand:

metroid and his girlfriend

>his

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8,376 notes3 years ago
hachuu: “pines!! ”

hachuu:

pines!!

2,288 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: What kinda porn you likes?

Enfs, stripping but no cams or dance stuff, erocosplay, pinups, cfnm sometimes…

do you see the pattern yet? - .-

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7 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: Do you even lift?

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No

8 notes3 years ago

gearholder: Jade ilu too jade :V No onions.

nephritedblog:

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I said no onions and you go and put a leek on it, rhud! è [ é

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21 notes3 years ago