snapzone:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

worldhammerer:

new energy drink “carbonated olive oil”

italians only

its an energy drink because you drink it and your body’s natural response is to never go back to sleep again because if you do you will die 

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

dearpercocet:

sirmalican:

dearpercocet:

dearpercocet:

dearpercocet:

Gender affirming surgery of give me elf ears

Gender affirming surgery of give me vampire fangs

Gender affirming surgery of give me teifling horns

congratulations you are now a homestuck troll

This is the worst possible reply to this post have a horrible day

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

forbiddnfruits:

sorry i called you a fucking idiot i was trying to flirt

(via dangerousbride)

the-timewatcher:

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

candygarnet:

pansexualkiba:

turbobyakuren:

turbobyakuren:

it DOES have to be beef.

IT MUST BE BEEF

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

BOYS DO KNOW THIS.

you DON’T know it from anime OR manga

it is UNSURPRISINGLY DIFFICULT

YOU SLICE. THE ONION. HORIZONTALLY.

AND YOU SLICE.

THE TOMATO.

VERTICALLY.

FUCKING DAMN IT, THIS SHIT AGAIN!

silver-tongues-blog:

theevenprime:

blairwaldcrf:

…. how…. how did i not consider this…

This is a really good point.

Imagine how horrifying the scene where the earth queen is murdered is knowing that nobody but airbenders would be able to see the vaccum