Anonymous:

the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass


gertritude-art:

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219,270 notes2 years ago

snapzone:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

worldhammerer:

new energy drink “carbonated olive oil”

italians only

its an energy drink because you drink it and your body’s natural response is to never go back to sleep again because if you do you will die 

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51,398 notes2 years ago

dearpercocet:

sirmalican:

dearpercocet:

dearpercocet:

dearpercocet:

Gender affirming surgery of give me elf ears

Gender affirming surgery of give me vampire fangs

Gender affirming surgery of give me teifling horns

congratulations you are now a homestuck troll

This is the worst possible reply to this post have a horrible day

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114,334 notes2 years ago

forbiddnfruits:

sorry i called you a fucking idiot i was trying to flirt

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89,955 notes2 years ago

the-timewatcher:

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

candygarnet:

pansexualkiba:

turbobyakuren:

turbobyakuren:

it DOES have to be beef.

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IT MUST BE BEEF

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

BOYS DO KNOW THIS.

you DON’T know it from anime OR manga

it is UNSURPRISINGLY DIFFICULT

YOU SLICE. THE ONION. HORIZONTALLY.

AND YOU SLICE.

THE TOMATO.

VERTICALLY.

FUCKING DAMN IT, THIS SHIT AGAIN!

612 notes2 years ago
rtilrtil:
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rtilrtil:

Miia

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1,236 notes2 years ago
rtilrtil:
“ Miia
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rtilrtil:

Miia

twitter | insta | patreon

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1,236 notes2 years ago

itsaudreynotaubrey:

This will never NOT be funny

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501,871 notes2 years ago

silver-tongues-blog:

theevenprime:

blairwaldcrf:

…. how…. how did i not consider this…

This is a really good point.

Imagine how horrifying the scene where the earth queen is murdered is knowing that nobody but airbenders would be able to see the vaccum

76,399 notes2 years ago
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Youmu by here

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