IT’S FUCKING SCIENCE!
— Albert Einstein, inventor of space (via lizzymodblog)
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: are you not catching that these are references to a song
Not a single one :D

“orz
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: albattrosses eses are fuckin stupid thoguhj
GODDAMNIT THERE’S A ANIME THING WERE THEY PLAY AN EAGLE VS AN ALBATROSS IN SOME MADE UP VIDEOGAME AND THE ALBATROSS GETS HIS ASS HANDED BUT I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT ANIME IT WAS AND CAN’T FIND THE IMAGE TO REPLY WITH IT GODDAMN JESSE EISENBURG, MOTHER FUCKING FACEBOOK BULLSHIT. JESUS CHRIST.

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: What would my life be like if I turn that shit up to 11?... Out of possible 5.
Remember Hotblooded Pinkie Pie? That.
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Sometimes I wish I was even more awesome than I already am.
I N P O S S I B R U

Unless you somehow invent teleportation and use it to spread your message of albatross punchings around the world . _.
the insect loving side of tumblr is so ……….
theyre like “look at this lil cutie :+)” and its a pic of a bug with like 18 legs and a set of pincers and green fluid oozing out of its 3 vaginas
(via slapmango)
Okay. We have not-megaman
We have not-banjo-kazooie
And now we have not-castlevania.
MAAAAAAYBE with some luck we can have not-silent hill?
you forgot not-jet set radio
wow no mention of Not Tetris? y’all ingrates never respect the classics

(Source: friendly-peep, via projectsnt)








