
Oh?
ÔwÔ
what was even the context here… something about me saying “hi I’m 9 and wat is dis?” on some post and then she asked my age and then this I think - 3-


Darn.
Must be wednesday, am I right?
This may be the single greatest work of art I’ve ever put out.
Roar
Sharks do not roar
This appears to be the first recorded interaction between myself and gearholder. This was posted over a year ago and sharks still do not roar.
Rawr
(via deeceeoh)
Cunnilingus is when a girl pees in your hair.
— Dan Avidan (via lizzymodblog)
Anonymous: Espero que sepas español, porque tengo una pregunta para ti, viejo ¿por que dices que los robots no son para cosas sexuales? si se sabe que en el futuro seran los primeros medios para el rubro mas antiguo de la humanidad?
No puedo añadir el video en español desde la página donde lo encontré, así que ahí está el enlace:
flipywaterboy: Maybe you need some love and kindness to get the love pumping again #everythingisalieyouareinthematrix
u comin onto me wtf??


please someone reassure my this is just fuckin w people right.
this is bullshit what the fuck
Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck
why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway
cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes
I’m just surprised 700ml is considered ‘small’ O.o
You should see the fries.
I don’t go out to eat often, but I will only order the small for this reason, and I eat and drink a lot.
I can confirm Mexico has the Australia sizes as well, for whatever purpose that info may serve.
(via conspicuouslad)

this suffices for my reaction to being called a nerd by three different people!
^What Bender says >:Y
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