chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: And I'm not as snow white as you dorks believe but oh well

that can be fixed babe~

…don’t poo on me tho - .-

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Wait what does that have to do with anything

cuz I’m not even brown man, like how inkie is - .-

(I’m only just bringin her up as example cuz she’s the only other pasty mexican I know you know)

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: So, great name, or GREATEST name

Ehhh - .-

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: You better post all of this

I just hope you know what you getttin into man - .-

… <3

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I'm very tired

YOU KNOW THIS IS WHY THE WORLD WON’T DROP THE WHOLE ZWARTE PIET THING

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Get it because I'm whitebread and you're Latino hahaha okay

AAaaand you went and said it… fuck

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Because spunk is white and shit is brown

ok iM GONNA HA VE TO STOP YOU THH ERE

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: If we had a sitcom it would be called Spunky and Shitty

what