flipywaterboy: IS THIS THE REAL LIFE,

Kiss me schlim shlam da bim dee bumda. Be my insum dee bim doobaa~

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: That logo reminds me of the nuka cola girl.

yeh, here’s a nother - .-

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: i got bombshell blonde stuck in my head THANKS JERK

After filtering a bunch of women images I found out there’s a beer called that

Huh, would you look at that :y

Anonymous: On Mewni, when a man and a woman get married, the man takes the woman's last name.

lizzymodblog:

svtfoeheadcanons:

So Mewnie is a Matriarchy. Works for me.

(also, hi Marco Butterfly…)

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I enjoy joking around and flirting with you but jesus these arses keep being so pushy shouting shit like "go over there and date!" like no fuck that I'm having casual lewd fun with a friend

Don’tsay I didnt warn ya - .-

Anyways… Ahem, ATTENTION EVERYFAG: WE’RE NOT DATING ANYTIME SOON, ALRIGHT?

Leave muh homegirl alone damnit, she got plenty of action to keep her busy and I got plenty of business to keep me active alright?

Ship us if you wanna but nothing’s gonna happen, we’re actual real fuckin human beings here >:V

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: i totally got you! admit it! THAT WAS REALLY CLEVER! ADMIT IT!

stimpatch: Damn u gay. That is A okay

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: please my diiiiiiick

HHHMMMMmmmm….